These piggy banks (err... whale-y banks) like to hang out on the countertop at work. Curiously enough, they like to eat spare change and even dollar bills. If you feed them, they'll sometimes show their gratitude by hosting a pizza party or by bringing boxes of donuts in the morning. But don't let their shiny porcelain smiles fool you! If you make them angry (like by feeding them anything other than American currency, ESPECIALLY Soviet Russian rubles from the Cold War Era), they've been known to bite! ...And take out kneecaps with lead pipes.
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